vintage lawn flamingo - encinitas, ca
without divulging too many gruesome details, i had to undergo an emergency surgical procedure three days ago. don't fall off your chair. don't lose your little mind. because i'm doing that for you. i'm bound to the couch--[cute] doctor's orders--and am taking a daily cocktail of prescription narcotics. beyond my sometimes unbearable pain, my first day of my new career has been put on hold as well. and that honestly breaks my heart more than anything. i just want to sell some chanel, damnit!
thank the lord i have a mother who can tolerate my occasional gripes and constant requests for toast and water. think good thoughts for my recovery. i'll be in napa until my body's back in tip top.