that's right - beachside - isla vista, ca
so many things cracked me up today. the following takes the cupcake.
setting: market street walgreens
character: chubby chinese kid
props: ruby red cell phone
dialogue: "did you get in trouble?" long, anxious pause. his face squished up in apparent pain. "please say no. please say no. please say no. please say no. please say no."
i passed him before i could hear the outcome. but i can totally recall being young and pissed at a friend who was selfish enough to f up just in time for the weekend. you didn't put your power rangers away after you used them? you snuck a lollipop on no-sugar saturday and got the damn thing stuck in your sisters hair? now she has a bob? way to go, idiot. i guess i'll be jump-roping to a million by myself. whatever, you don't even know how to count past one-hundred anyway.
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